Second Chances

So this probably shouldn’t be scattered across the internet. Nor should half the shit I’ll post here in the future, or what’s already been done. However I’m going to give the world the benefit of doubt for like the first time ever, and I’ll pretend I’m a relatively anonymous blogger for now. The only ones I’ll really send this link to (or have thus far) are people that I think have accepted – or are capable of doing so – my bijunked (there is no real dictionary word that would be appropriate and this felt right) voice. The rest of you readers can suck it up and deal. Or go away:)

Anyway, about what I shouldn’t scatter. The boy would kill me. The friend would too. The letter to J. Erlbaum maybe a little too personal. Whatever.

I went to Philly this past weekend. I had a boy (who we’ll refer to as F, for as in Rachel f’d up, or use your imagination for its other connotation) to visit, and he made the trip from X location, some couple of hours, to do the same. My friend, who we’ll refer to as T, for the first letter of her first name, was having a birthday party Saturday night.

So F and I were actually originally planning on NYC Friday night. F was going to drive up from X location for that, then take me to a fancy restaurant (as he’s a chef and wanted to check out a fancy NYC famous cooker-er), and then drive me down to Philly for Saturday night — this is like HUGE steps for the boy because he happens to be uber clueless when it comes to having Game, not in bed, but like in taking a girl out, being a boyfriend/date, being capable, etc. Sooo….weather prevented that from happening.

Meanwhile, I wake up Saturday and catch a bus down to Philly. I’m like in tears, no joke, the whole ride, just because it was one of those de-stabilized mood gone wild weeks for me – having nothing to do with F. And I’m txting him on the way there telling him I’m crazy and that he probably won’t want to deal. This obviously coming from a fragile, you’ll reject me like this, state of mind. F was all calm and rational and sweet about it, like, everything is ok, everything is ok. And when I saw him, it was. His only concern in getting there was that I was in a safe place. Not like, are you suicidal, but like literally as in location. Which was cute and gave him points, blah blah blah.

So seeing him kinda calmed me down, partly because he’s just super good looking and that was a distraction in itself. And continuing to move, which I have a tendency to not do when I’m in tears, was helpful as well. We roamed the city, I bought like my 7th guitar at some vintage shop – a chatty drunkerd tuned it up for me because it is so mini it needs to be upped a gear, as in start with A, rather than E…) – and we went to this food market, which was great for F, and me, because he’s amazingly passionate about it and knows so much, and walked around and talked, and got lost, got some beers at this brewery, then went to the hotel, which…was…beautiful. Like coming from a kid who is not only younger than me, which is not like me as it is, who has no game, like I said, he went WAY over his head here. Like 5 stars awesome. It was funny because they gave us two doubles, as they ran out of kings, and we pushed the two together. He was all, don’t feel confined…

So then we go to the party. F made a whole point of trying to gather what he could say to make T like him more, because for some reason that girl doesn’t (didn’t, now she probably feels bad for him), solely because she’s judgmental, despite the fact that he could have remained a dickhead one-night stand if he’d wanted. Considering the distance and the fact that I’d picked him up a liquor store.

Well yes, so then as we’re at T’s door, he’s like, can I kiss you before we go inside, all adorably. Then he made a stink about my lip gloss and made out with my dimpled cheek instead. It was a moment.

So we go inside and he compliments T totally on my behalf, just to let her know that she’s all “motown” like the theme of her party, that she’s done well, that her mini weiners were edible, etc. Made such an attempt to please one of my best friends. And then I go, per usual, chatting it up and around the apartment, finding exactly the wrong person to talk to, we’ll just call him BF (for taken), and so BF starts being nosy about F, wondering whats up, if we’re together, etc. Which, as a girl, got me thinking…well, why aren’t we? What’s wrong with me? Of course, the over thinking got started and it was downhill from there on out…

BF proceeds to convince me that I deserve more, that he’d just gotten in trouble for commenting on me before his GF, who clearly didn’t want to hear from him that he thought another girl was hot, so to speak. And so long story short, I practically (but didn’t) made out with BF, in front of both his GF and F. Meanwhile, T wanted to kick my ass shortly thereafter the whole scene. And it was a scene. Girlfriend walks in on us just before we kissed and repeated, “are you fucking kidding me?” about 18 times, getting louder and louder. They’d been (I hope still) dating 6 years.

Then F and I talk it out. He was nothing short of wonderful, in every way. Course I was like, I don’t expect anything, need anything, want anything more, don’t worry about it, blah blah blah. And he wanted to truly know how I felt, unafraid that a girl might want to lock him down, despite his incapableness. Then we fell asleep on T’s couch, got kicked off at 5am, were about to go to the hotel.

T comes in as we’re about to leave and starts up about the BF situation, like “dude that was messed up. You make out with him and now you’re going to fuck him (pointing at F).” Right in front of F.

So that completely killed the whole F and Rach had worked things out mood. And I got defensive and heated and turned to her and go, “do you really want to get into this? Do you really want to go here?” And she looks at me blank, like what what? What’re you gonna say?

She knew what I was going to say.

T’s been sleeping with a married man for a good 7 years. Lost her virginity to him. Fell in love with him. And I threw it right in her face. Said practically those exact words. Who was she to judge me?

Needless to say, F didn’t need to see all that. I got my shit thrown out of T’s room. Didn’t even get to grab the hat her and her roommate had bought for me. And F and I take a silent cab ride back to the beautiful hotel…at this point, I was gone (tipsy/drunk) and pissed/upset about the confrontation with T, the whole BF thing. Of course I’m sure it felt so much bigger than it all was. Lets not forget the crying on the bus before I even got to Philly.

So then to top the cake, I left. I walked out on F, left him in the dust. Told him I’d send him a check…like he’d even think of taking it.

I dunno, I dunno if I’d ever felt so bad. I took a 7am bus home. I hung out at the ghetto ass Philly bus station McDonald’s for two hours crying. I dried out my eyes. I wanted to go back and make it right with both F and T.

I emailed them both the other day to try to do so. At least F emailed me back. T, I almost don’t think will ever talk to me again. I knew how much hurt that relationship has caused her. It’s just too deep. I think I lost my favorite pot smoking buddy. But I’m gonna keep trying.

And I’m gonna go to the beach next weekend to try to work things out with F. He said he appreciated solo diners at his restaurant because it shows their loyalty. The plan is to just show up, unannounced and be one of them. Hoping that gives me a second chance…